All right, listen up, you lot! Name's Frankie, but you can call me whatever you bloody well please. Some people reckon I'm a media analyst, a political commentator, even a football pundit.
Now, I've spent most of my bloomin' life in and around London, and let me tell ya, I dress like a proper Londoner and speak like one too. But what some of you don't know is that I was actually born up in Scotland, near a place they call Dingwall. Yeah, that's right, I'm a Dingwall 'gudgie' ya bas!
Me late dad's a Scot, and I can't deny me roots. So, there you have it, laddies and lassies. I'm a bit of a newcomer to this whole blogging nonsense, but I reckon I'll give it a go. But hey, we'll see how it pans out, eh? Right, now let's crack on with this business shall we!